Shit White Girls Say…to Black Girls
Franchesca Ramsey is amazing
Can we all just stand up and give this hilarious woman a huge round of applause?
Transcript:
[Video starts with Franchesca Ramsey, a beautiful young Black woman wearing a blonde wig, finding herself in various different every day places and repeating things that white girls say to black girls, in character as if she is the white girl saying these various things:
“Not to be racist, but…”
“Not to sound racist, but…”
“Not to sound racist, but…”
“My grandma hates collards. Wait, is that racist?”
“Why isn’t there a white entertainment television?”
“Jews were slaves, too. You don’t hear us complaining about it all the time.”
“Is it, like, bad to do blackface? Is that still, like, a thing?”
“You can say the n-word but I can’t? How is that okay?”
“My best friend was Black. I mean she’s still Black, but we’re not really friends anymore.”
“Oh my god, I’m practically Black! Twinsies!”
“I told you to stop borrowing my lotion!”
“Why is my computer acting so ghetto?”
“This is so ghetto.”
“Ghetto!”
“I’m not really into black guys, though.”
“So cute for a Black guy, right?”
(Pointing at a painted screen with three Black figures on it) “That one kind of looks like you!”
“Tenesha, what did you do to my computer?”
(reaching as if for a person’s head/hair) “Can I touch it? Okay, I’m already touching it a little (mumbled).”
“Is this real?”
“Is this all yours?”
“Wait, it’s not real? It is? It is? It is, okay. Sorry.”
“So nappy!”
“It kinda feels like a Brillo pad.”
“Oh, did that hurt. Oh, sorry! Sorry.”
“You guys can do so much with your hair.”
“Kinda feels like cheats.”
“Hey do you know a Tyrone Jenkins. He just requested me. I dunno, he’s black.”
“Girlfriend.” (making snapping motion in a zig-zag).
“Holler.”
“Holler.”
“Holler.”
“Sorry, girlfriend.”
“He could get it!”
“Sorry, could we turn it down. I don’t really like rap.”
(singing) “Boombadoomboom. Bass!”
(singing and dancing a bit) “Boy you got my heartbeat jumpin’ away.”
“I gotta call you back there’s an Oprah rerun on.”
“I think what I like the most about them is they’re not, like, stereotypical, like, Black people.”
“It’s almost like you’re not Black.”
“Have you seen Shit That Black Girls Say? Kinda racist.”]
YES
(via ktempest)
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Lololo. I’m going to make one called ‘SHIT Black Guys say… to White Guys’ such as “This is a robbery, get the fuck down”...
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is so accurate! haha
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so true it hurts!
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